Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.

Faye Valentine

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Bitch I thought I said to shut up and be looking fine.

Stewie Griffin

Love isn’t blind, it’s retarded.

Charlie Sheen

If your like me you hate it when certain characters in books die. It’s like being a bystander, or an even better description would be some kind of stalker because you’ve developed this infatuation with the person and when their time comes all you can do is watch. It’s a horrible feeling you want to run in, warn them, push them out of the way, or anything really to save them but you can’t almost as if your trapped behind some unbreakable glass forced to watch but unable to interfere. Also to make matters worse your left with this sadness knowing they’ve met their end and even if you go back what’s the point?, being sad or getting angry does nothing because in the end they were just a character who lived in your head.

Baking a cake

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GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!

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You don’t have to dress slutty 24/7 or try to be my ideal woman, doing something as simple as laying next to me in the grass on a warm evening or creating a mixed CD for me is enough to make me fall for you.